The glitter pen incident

At a 9:00 am HELOC, the borrower proudly uncapped a silver-glitter gel pen, and we turned it into a quick lesson on permanent, reproducible ink while I slid a plain black ballpoint across the table and explained why county recorders hate sparkle. What’s your funniest teachable oops, and what simple fix did you add to your kit afterward?

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the table and explained why county recorders hate sparkle. What’s your funniest teachable oops, Same, and ugh — the 9:00 am HELOC is when a borrower whipped out a Pilot Frixion erasable; now I do a 10-second pen check and carry two plain black ballpoints clipped to the folder so there’s zero debate. Minor caveat: blue flies in some counties, but I default to black unless the docs insist — anyone else stick a tiny no gel/no erasable sticker on their folder?

Short answer from my side: I’m seeing the same pattern — one concrete thing that helped was writing down the exact handoff and timebox it to 15–20 min. Does that match what you’re running into?

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Quick example: after a 9:00 am HELOC where the borrower reached for a silver‑glitter gel pen, I started taping a $0.50 black Bic to each folder and hand it over first with a 5‑second ‘permanent, reproducible ink’ reminder — keeps their fancy pens holstered. Small caveat: I carry one blue Uni‑ball 207 for the rare lender who insists on blue. Anyone else pre‑clip pens to stop the sparkle at the door?

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I added a one-liner in my confirmation: I’ll provide a black ballpoint; please avoid gel/erasable, and the glitter attempts pretty much vanished. @clara_r89 I like the 207 too, but I default to oil-based ballpoint since our recorder has bounced pigment gels — do you note pen type in your confirmations?

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