My Notary's Worst Day Ever

I had a client show up for a signing with no ID, claiming they left it in their other pants. The kicker? It was a Saturday. We all know nothing’s open, so we ended up rescheduling, but I couldn’t help but laugh. What’s the funniest excuse you’ve heard?

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I once had a client insist their dog chewed up their ID. I mean, I get it, dogs can be great at creating chaos! Just make sure you double-check next time.

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That’s classic! I had a client say their ID was in their ‘other’ car… :roll_eyes: What’s the wildest excuse you’ve heard?

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It’s wild how clients think we’ll accept any excuse at 2 PM on a Saturday! :joy: Ever had someone try to use a picture of their ID?

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