Blue ink doesn't add superpowers

Borrower at a 2 pm refi asked if I could ‘make it official-official’ by stamping twice in blue and adding a gold star sticker. I said the certificate does the job, not the extras, and he looked genuinely disappointed. What’s the strangest ‘upgrade’ you’ve been asked for?

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I’ve had someone ask for a pink stamped seal because they thought it’d look prettier on their documents. It’s always a good laugh, but when you get those requests, it’s important to remind them that the legal part is what counts. How do others handle those quirky requests without disappointing the clients?

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